Next time someone tries to project their icky old stuff onto you this will come in handy. That’s not your luggage and you are not a bellhop! Look in the mirror and practice at home!
Royal Decree Number 10
The Empress is not here to make excuses for you or help you carry your old crusty baggage. As your friend, she will enthusiastically help you unpack and discard what you don’t need. She’ll also understand if you need to hold onto it a little longer, but she won’t pretend it isn’t there.
The Empress Dammit
PS: Remember, this goes both ways. Keep track of your own luggage.
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